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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2025

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

The Chiefs won! (Thank God) D4vd’s case is seriously insane, and Slim’s into his cousin? Lazlo is too? What is r/MyBoyfriendIsAI? And Lazlo says that women’s porn is rom-coms. Andy Reid and Travis Kelce are beefing again, and the Rams had a crazy game. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Murdoch possibly buying TikTok, the large black bear that showed up at a New Jersey Dollar General, Canadians not tailgating in Buffalo, a bikini barista business getting sued, and much, much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:10.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:17.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:30.6	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:41.9	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.9	Yo!
0:49.2	How are you, my man?
0:50.2	I'm great.
0:50.6	How are you?
0:51.0	I'm great.
0:51.5	No problems.
0:52.2	Good.
0:52.6	Glad to hear it.
0:53.1	No problems. How was your weekend? Good.. No problems. Good. Glad to hear it. No problems.
0:54.3	How was your weekend?
0:55.8	Good.
0:56.8	Yeah.
0:57.2	Felt long. I don't know. I don't know why it felt long, but... That's unusual. It is, for sure. It was one of those things where I was like I was driving in today, and I was like, man. Feels like I haven't been there for a minute. but I don't know why.
1:08.7	I don't know if I missed the day.
1:10.4	I didn't do too many drugs over the week.
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