Tuesday, 8.19.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2025

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

There' s storm sirens going off, and Lazlo and SlimFast genuinely don’t care. If someone was beating up your kid, would you join the fight? Summer rants about her new apartment. Is Lazlo gay? The guys reflect on their sexual awakenings. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Ketamine Queen pleading guilty, the bodycam footage of an Assistant Attorney General getting arrested, a Nashville Cop being featured in an OnlyFans, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:30.6	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:42.0	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.0	Yo!
0:47.8	My man, how are you?
0:49.2	Never been better.
0:50.3	How are you?
0:50.8	I'm great.
0:51.3	I'm great.
0:51.4	Good.
0:51.8	Glad to hear it.
0:52.6	Is there a tornado?
0:53.7	What the hell was that?
0:54.6	I have no idea.
0:55.8	Lous and I were just sitting outside and the wind started to whip up and then I heard sirens and honestly we're both so oblivious. It took me a second to realize there's a bunch of sirens going off all of a sudden. And we've been sitting here in this lightning storm, but you and I are both just staring at our phones. I don't think either one of us
0:51.5	even bothered to look at the weather.
0:54.0	No. Just not really... here in this lightning storm, but you and I are both just staring at our phones. I don't think either one of us even bothered to look at the weather.
1:12.8	No.
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