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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Monday, 8.18.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2025

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo and SlimFast think the conspiracy about Taylor Swift performing at the Super Bowl is a total reach. The guys get heated over the TikTok Hazelnut Café drama, and Lazlo shares his college football bets. In Headlines, the guys cover Zelensky’s visit following Putin, the Brooklyn club shooting, a Southwest pilot’s DUI, a local PE teacher charged with assault, a hiker trapped behind a waterfall, a judge misreading a verdict, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

0:31.6

to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon me ladies and

0:43.0

gentlemen the church of laslow has begun yo yo how are you my man i'm great it's monday how are you

0:50.8

yeah i'm great no problems glad to hear it jell good weekend not bad anything new well actually i know something. No problems. Glad to hear it. Did you have a good weekend? Not bad?

0:55.2

Anything new.

0:55.7

Well, actually, I know.

0:56.5

Something new about you.

0:57.3

I did get a TV.

0:58.0

You got a TV.

0:58.4

You're a big TV guy.

1:00.5

Yeah, and you got a big TV.

1:01.7

I got a 75 inch. I could have, you know, once I put it in, I could have gone 85.

0:53.8

I could have gone 85.

0:55.5

Always the story.

0:57.1

You know, I thought I was going to cover more of it, you know, but...

1:00.6

It looks huge up there. I could have gone 85. Always the story. Of course. You know, I thought I was going to cover more of it, you know, but.

1:13.4

It looks huge up there. It does look huge. The problem is if you, now you bought a 75, by the way, you can't. I don't know what your last one was 55, where you can't go back to 65. It was 65 the last one. Okay, so you can't go back to that. But it even looks bigger because once that one burned out,

1:09.3

then I just brought the one from my bedroom down, which was 55.

1:11.4

Okay.

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