The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

Yo!

My man, how are you?

I am fantastic.

How are you?

I'm great, man.

No worries.

Good.

Glad you hear it.

Everything all right? Yeah? Oh, okay. Why?

I don't know. I just saw you, like, grabbing your phone and... Oh, I told my kid I, last night he put his football stuff in the washer. And I said, oh, you know, I put it in the dryer for you this morning. And then I was running late. I remembered as we were walking up here.

I was like, damn, I didn't do that for you.

So I texted, I'm like, hey, man, I did not do that.

Well, you know, he responded, eh. You do a lot for him. So he wasn't mad. He's like, it's okay. But I was like, yeah, you know, you say you're going to do it. Now that throws off his morning. You know what I mean? Like, I get it. yeah. I'd be pissed if I said, hey, man, you're getting up before me.

Throw my clothes in the dryer.

He's like, I got you.

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