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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2025

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

Happy Monday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about times in early-radio when someone attempted to bribe them, and odd jobs that might actually be fun. Ozzy Osbourne and Steven Tyler sounded actually really good at the Black Sabbath farewell. SlimFast runs through breaking headlines with Lazlo, including the recent floods in Texas, Elon Musk’s potential new political party, and the deaths of Michael Madsen and Bobby Jenks. Lazlo and SlimFast discuss a new law that holds teens legally accountable for bullying. Lazlo and SlimFats also talk about women not wearing make-up on the first date - and, how to get women interested in dating you in general. Every weekday morning, 6 AM – 9:45 AM, on 98.9 The Rock, or available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:12.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:19.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
0:42.8	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.9	My man, how are you?
0:49.2	You, I'm fantastic.
0:51.1	How are you?
0:51.6	I'm great.
0:52.3	No problems.
0:53.5	That was your long weekend.
0:54.6	It was good. I had like, you know, eight baseball games and...
0:58.2	Same stuff as always.
1:00.5	Yeah. Yeah.
1:01.8	Wasn't there a tournament?
1:03.4	There's two of them.
1:04.7	Both my boys played in them.
1:06.2	And?
1:06.5	Now, their teams didn't win, but they did good.
1:08.1	Okay.
1:08.6	They played well.
	...

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