Tuesday, 7.1.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2025

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

Happy Tuesday! Today, Lazlo immediately comes at SlimFast for his bald head, and then debates patriotism. The guys discuss jobs that don’t seem too unappealing; like standing in line for rich people, and pushing people into subway cars. Lazlo and Slim dive into Title IX, and the most recent cruise-ship incident that has occurred (no, not poop-cruise). Lastly, the guys dive into the line you can and can’t cross when heckling. Available wherever you get your podcast; Every weekday morning, 6 AM - 10 AM, 98.9 The Rock.

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.7	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.4	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:31.6	to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:42.4	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.5	Yo, my man, how are you?
0:49.1	I'm great.
0:50.1	How are you?
0:50.5	I'm great.
0:51.1	Good.
0:51.6	No problems.
0:52.6	Life is good?
0:53.6	Yeah, it seems to be. Good. No big issues, you? I'm great. Good. Good. Well, good. Yeah, it seems to be.
0:55.0	Good.
0:56.0	No big issues, you?
0:57.0	Um, yeah, no, no big issues.
0:59.0	Good.
1:00.0	Your head looks shiny.
1:01.0	It looks good today.
1:02.0	Yeah, did you do like a self-taining thing or something?
1:05.0	No.
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