Monday, 6.30.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2025

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

Happy Monday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Jeff Bezos’s wedding in Venice, and his mysterious relationship with Sydney Sweeney. Lazlo and SlimFast debate whose America’s sweetheart - Reese Witherspoon? Julia Roberts? Plus, the guys discuss what Lazlo would do as a crisis manager, and if kids are truly able to have a ‘90’s Kids Summer’ now. Lastly, they call Poncho to hear about the shock of finding out his ex-fiance is the hospice nurse for his mother in failing health. Available wherever you get your podcast; Every weekday morning, 6 AM - 10 AM, 98.9 The Rock.

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:30.6	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:41.9	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.2	Yo!
0:48.0	My man, how are you?
0:49.8	I'm good.
0:50.2	How are you?
0:50.7	I'm great, man, no problems.
0:52.0	Good.
0:52.7	How's your weekend?
0:53.4	Not bad.
0:56.1	Not too shabby. Not too shabby not too shabby it was it was nice baseball a lot of baseball this weekend i think friday had four games
1:01.9	to get to so you have games friday saturday and i did yeah how many games do each of them play
1:09.6	well i guess well they both played four this weekend total yeah but Yeah. How many games do each of them play this day?
1:13.3	Well, I guess, but they both played four this weekend.
1:14.3	Total.
1:16.3	Yeah, but they played two.
1:20.6	Two on Friday.
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