Wednesday, 7.2.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2025

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

Happy Wednesday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss and unpack the criticisms Lazlo faces online, along with some suspicious fan encounters from over the years. Lazlo and SlimFast dive into today's headlines, including the breaking news of Diddy’s verdict, Lululemon’s lawsuit with Costco, and Bryan Kohberger’s expected plea deal. SlimFast also introduces an article that lets people rate restaurants based on how attractive the customers are. Available wherever you get your podcasts; Every weekday morning, 6 AM - 10 AM, on 98.9 The Rock.

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:24.1	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:31.2	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:35.0	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:42.0	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.8	Yo!
0:48.5	My man, how are you?
0:51.0	How are you?
0:52.0	All right?
0:52.6	Yeah, I'm great.
0:53.0	How are you?
0:53.5	Okay, good. What? Well, are you all upset about all right? Yeah, I'm great. How are you? Okay, good.
0:54.4	What?
0:55.3	Well, are you all upset about your phone?
0:56.9	I'm a damn phone broke, but whatever.
1:00.3	Incessantly bantering with me about it for 20 minutes?
1:03.4	What?
1:03.7	Incessantly dangerous change.
1:05.6	I know.
1:05.9	I'm going to have to, but I'm switching the SIM cards. I saw you doing all kinds of crazy stuff in there. Is it all right?
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