Tuesday 4.7.26

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2026

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Lazlo got an MRI, and MICHIGAN WON! SlimFast promises to stop talking about Nancy Guthrie. Does getting on Ozempic cause divorce? A school board member was caught on mic calling a student hot. There's a huge rise in AI artists and AI Ads. Aliens have been confirmed to be totally real, and SlimFast has joined a new club! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:31.6	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:42.0	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.7	Yo!
0:48.2	How are you, man?
0:49.6	I'm great.
0:50.3	How are you?
0:50.9	I'm great.
0:51.6	Never been better.
0:52.6	Good.
0:53.3	Do you mean that?
0:55.1	Yeah, well, you know, whatever, you know, my cat scan or whatever it is.
1:01.3	I haven't seen the doctor yet, but I plugged the info into chat GPT, and it seems to be good news, or at least not bad news.
1:10.2	When you say plugged the info into chat
1:12.8	chagit are you are you talking about like images from a cat scan or they give you okay so
1:18.3	like you go you go see the cat scan they have the stick you know it's like a my charter
1:22.6	but you know it's like those things you showed me when you're in the hospital yeah and so
1:26.2	it you know whoever the radiologist is or whoever it is they write down you know everything that they see okay and then it
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