Monday 4.6.26

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2026

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Jesus probably missed a couple Thursdays of praying. If you’re a celeb and came out as a Republican, you automatically have an advantage. There's a real life Dexter, and Lazlo places his bets on the championship tonight. Lazlo and SlimFast CANNOT hear. How much is it to buy a house, nowadays? Alcatraz is possibly re-opening, and the guys are very pro-divorce. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:24.1	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:31.2	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:35.0	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:42.0	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.8	Yo!
0:48.4	How are you, my man?
0:50.0	I'm great. How are you?
0:51.2	I'm great. Never been better. Good.
0:53.8	Productive weekend? It's all right. I mean, you know I'm great. Never been better. Good. Productive weekend?
0:55.6	It's all right. I mean, you know.
0:57.1	Or I guess at least relaxing, whatever you...
0:59.7	Went to church on Easter?
1:02.3	Like every good...
1:04.0	Went to church on Easter.
1:06.2	Every Easter we go to church.
1:08.0	No, no way. No way.
1:10.1	Balloon Man weekend or whatever. Me and whatever. No way. You guys like to go? Yeah, since, I don't know, last few years we've gone. Okay, now this is, I assume the guy that, uh, your friends with. Coach their football team. And coaches. Okay. And he's also a minister? I don't know what he is. I don't know what you call it. But he does the service.
1:28.7	He does, yeah. Okay, okay. Yeah. And I know back when... You know, doesn't go with us. He's like, yeah, I don't know. Your oldest is like, not interested. No, no, no. I remember when your youngest met... But he goes and does Passover. over. Your youngest does?
1:43.9	My oldest. Oh, really?
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