Monday 3.9.26
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 9 March 2026
⏱️ 120 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.7 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt |
| 0:31.1 | to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.6 | And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon thee ladies and gentlemen |
| 0:43.2 | the church of laslo has begun yo how are you man never better how about yourself i'm great good i made it on time |
| 0:52.8 | 90 seconds yeah i'd say i'd say so |
| 0:56.1 | not bad man not bad when you're looking around and you're like come on that's when you know you're like |
| 1:00.1 | come on elevator come on elevator what do you do i'm the light won't come on sorry i didn't |
| 1:08.1 | account for extra elevator time this morning the elevator light doesn't come on so you don't know if it's coming or not. Yeah. Yeah. And like we talked about before, like, you know, being, you know, 90 seconds late at any other job is fine. And this job is not one of those that they demand, like, you know, once you get here, you know, you're just sweating and painting and you know |
| 1:28.4 | but also like that goddamn song is running out that's it and if i don't talk then they know and then |
| 1:35.0 | it becomes everybody else and they're like you know because it's like i mean if i'm talking about it |
| 1:39.8 | now so it doesn't matter but because you made it right but if you don't talk about it right now and you |
| 1:45.7 | just come on the radio and start talking then they're like oh they probably got here |
| 1:48.8 | got there around five right like nobody knows as far as they know yeah right exactly but if you |
| 1:54.3 | miss one son like why that extra and then it's just a goddamn conversation that's it you could |
| 1:59.0 | have been five seconds later right five seconds late in the goddamn song's over. |
| 2:02.3 | It's over. |
| 2:02.5 | So as you're standing there, you know, you're at a 97th of Antioch, you're like, boy, that's six minutes to get there. Yeah. And then when you pull in, you're like, all right, I think I made it. And then you get there, and the goddamn elevator light doesn't work. You can't hear it coming down. |
| 2:16.4 | You're like, looking through it. |
| 2:17.6 | Do I take the stairs? |
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