Tuesday 2.17.26
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 17 February 2026
⏱️ 125 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.7 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt |
| 0:31.2 | to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.4 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lasla has begun. |
| 0:47.8 | Yo! |
| 0:48.3 | How are you, my man? |
| 0:50.0 | Never better. |
| 0:50.6 | How about yourself? |
| 0:51.1 | You brought me a little can of green beans, go? Yeah, the guy at my vape shop. I love it. The guy at my vape shop. Looks healthy when you look at it, but then you realize it's 1836 cradle. Yeah, it's supposed to be like, well, like those seltzers that I brought that you never tried before, but that one's cold. Yeah, it cherry lime made yeah he said that uh unfortunately i did |
| 1:11.9 | some already oh it's too late i caught you too late yeah if i mean you know me i'm a lightweight when it |
| 1:19.2 | comes to crate them and you already had yours yeah if i take two of them i puk damn well uh hopefully |
| 1:25.4 | maybe you'll remember to take it home and put it in the fridge. The experts say I have a self-governor. |
| 1:29.8 | Well, don't we all? |
| 1:30.8 | Hopefully. |
| 1:40.4 | You're supposed to. Well, my self-governor is pretty low. You have a low self-governor. Mine just pukes, right? Yeah. If it didn't make me puke, I'd take 100 of them. What do I care? You know me. Yeah. Yeah. |
| 1:40.8 | Same. It's like I take two. |
| 1:41.6 | I'm just like, blah. |
| 1:42.5 | Oh, God damn it. |
| 1:43.7 | It's not worth it. |
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