Friday 2.13.26
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 13 February 2026
⏱️ 122 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:10.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:22.6 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:29.6 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:33.6 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:41.8 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun. |
| 0:47.2 | Yo! |
| 0:47.8 | You! |
| 0:48.5 | What's up? |
| 0:49.2 | Nothing. |
| 0:50.3 | How are you? |
| 0:51.1 | I'm great, you? |
| 0:52.2 | Um, fantastic. |
| 0:53.7 | You've never been better? Yeah, that's right. Good. Summer? Oh, I am just doing just splendid today because it's Starbucks Friday. I got my Starbucks today. So any time on Fridays, if I seem extra long sense in the eyes, it's because it's Starbucks Friday. That's summer. one of not experienced life right there. What do you mean? |
| 1:10.9 | I love it. |
| 1:11.6 | She's like, but Kathy don't get me freaked down and excited. |
| 1:14.4 | See, I'm just saying as you get older, like you're not really excited about Starbucks or Fridays. You're just like this goddamn grind. Like, so I say, not experience life as in a bad way, as in like, I still like to see my kids get excited about things that I know one day will only bring, you know. He's cynical. Don't listen. He's cynical. You'll lose some of the excitement, but you won't lose all of it. No. You'll look at that Starbucks. You'll be like, that's five bucks. Plenty people still get excited about Starbucks. Plenty people still get excited about Fridays. |
| 1:44.7 | I know that. |
| 2:02.0 | It's the same way as when you go on smoke breaks. Let's say you have had a smoke break in a hour. But I'm not excited about it. I'm like, look at this. It's the only thing that gets me through this horrible day. That's how you'll see. It's still good. It's a good thing, and I like it cynicism she's not she's not cynical like that |
| 2:02.0 | not yes that's why i said she hasn't lived it but she will be |
| 2:05.5 | you're telling me when she gets to 40s she's not going to be like this |
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