Wednesday 2.18.26

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2026

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo gives a health update, and rants about his mom. Are you participating in the great lock in?? Bring back MySpace! Can we leave Mark Zuckerberg alone? Lazlo believes there should be a universal age where you become an adult. SlimFast gives his daily Nancy Guthrie update. Should Mr. Beast give $100 million to ECU? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:10.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:17.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:22.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,
0:29.6	those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:33.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:41.7	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:46.7	Yo!
0:47.3	How are you, my man?
0:49.1	Never better in my life.
0:50.9	How are you?
0:51.4	I'm great.
0:52.1	No problems.
0:53.0	Glad to hear it.
0:53.9	What's new in your world?
0:55.3	Really, nothing. I wish I could tell you more, but
0:57.9	I don't have much.
1:00.0	Yeah, well, yeah.
1:02.7	What are we supposed to do?
1:04.6	My youngest, goes to doctor here. See how
1:07.8	he is on his knee?
1:10.2	Where he is. A big update. Yeah knee where he is a big update yeah the big up
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