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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Friday, 12.12.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2025

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo is grumpy, and clears the air about driving on opioids. Lazlos’ mom thinks his pants are too baggy, and the Sheronne Moore situation got a lot darker. SlimFast is geeked about the Buccaneers’ uniforms last night, and Lazlo places his bets on the upcoming Chiefs vs Chargers game. Corporate is asking for Lazlos’ doctors to sign a document for him to work. In Headlines, the guys talk about Disneys’ billion dollar deal with Open AI, the MyPillow CEO running for office, a KC man that has multiple hit and runs, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who

0:30.6

attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.6

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

0:41.9

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

0:47.4

Yo, my man, how are you?

0:49.0

I'm great.

0:49.6

How are you?

0:50.4

I'm all right.

0:51.2

I was going to a little bit late.

0:52.6

I'm back hurt a little bit this morning.

0:53.9

I feel like I'd rather had this debilitating disease in the summertime.

0:59.9

Yeah.

1:00.4

Most, you know, I feel like I'm happy because we're going to go on Christmas vacation a little bit.

1:04.5

Yeah.

1:04.9

So I'll be able to just sleep, which is probably what your doctors think you should have been doing.

1:09.0

Yeah, I don't think they knew that i'd be doing because they were i was they were like uh well you know your kid has

1:15.9

acel surgery so they wanted to get me home so i could work with him right and you work four hours

1:21.2

a day i'm like yeah i'm like i should be good right But it hasn't been great.

1:29.3

The idea of like... Living life. That means you're only going to sleep three, four hours a night, probably. And you're going to do that back to back to my days. So I woke up. But it's fine. I woke up, told you, hey, man, my back hurts. I'll be there soon. Yeah. Yeah. I thought you'd be walking in with a heating pad. no oh you know it's hard to explain when your back hurts like that it's hard to explain

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