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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2025

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

Why are we here on veterans day? Genuinely asking. SlimFast is suspicious of Mr.Rogers, and really wants Lazlo to wear a veterans hat. Lazlo tells a couple of war stories. Who are the best female rock vocalists? Ace Freeley died by accident. Slim’s looking into penis cream. In Headlines, SlimFast tells Lazlo about Camp Mystic is getting sued, Ortiz and Clase saying they're innocent, Trump wanting $1 Billion from BBC, an Army gynecologist taking pictures during a mammogram, the KU Pre-med student who was killed in a hit and run, a plane crash in Florida, and much much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:13.9	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:22.6	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the
0:27.5	valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:35.0	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison
0:43.0	and destroy my brothers.
0:45.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:53.0	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:58.0	Yo, my man, how are you?
1:00.0	Oh, I'm great, how are you?
1:02.0	Never been better.
1:03.0	Why are you here?
1:04.0	It is cold.
1:05.0	Why are you here?
1:06.0	What do you mean?
1:08.0	Is today Veterans Day?
1:09.0	I thought today was Veterans Day.
1:10.9	Oh, it is, yeah.
1:12.4	They said it was a holiday.
1:14.7	Yeah, I'm boss asked me.
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