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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2025

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo bailed on his MRI, and SlimFast asks for advice in helping kids in school. SlimFast has Lazlo and Summer play a game on if she knows old things, and Lazlo places his sports bets. Would you give your mom a heart attack for $3 million? Would you let the Babadook tickle your toes every night for $30 million? In Headlines, the guys talk about the penny dying, Epstein emails getting released, a North Carolina woman that was sued for $1.75 mill for having an affair, the current UFC scandal, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.9	Blessed is he when the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.6	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:24.3	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:31.6	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.9	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:42.4	Ladies and gentlemen, the church of Laslow has begun.
0:48.9	Yo.
0:50.1	How are you, my man?
0:51.4	I'm good.
0:51.7	How about you?
0:52.1	Good.
0:53.0	Everything all right?
0:54.0	I'm good. Sorry about yesterday. Good. Everything all right? I'm good.
0:54.8	Sorry about yesterday.
0:56.5	Oh, that's right.
0:58.1	I was here.
1:09.8	Were you? Yeah. I was telling summer I... He never keeps his phone by him. I know. Never. Well, no. I kept up by me. It's just that he... Our boss didn't text this until like 1130, so that's way past about time.
1:12.7	Yeah, I texted, well, no, he was before 10th, wasn't it? It was pretty early.
1:13.4	I don't know.
1:14.0	What time was it? it in Texas until like 1130 so that's way past about time yeah I text well no he was before 10th
1:12.1	wasn't it it was pretty early I don't know what time was it I thought it was after 11 yeah it was
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