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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2025

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

Midwest weather sucks. Radiohead HATES performing Creep, and MLB has a betting scandal happening with Emmanual Clase and Luis Ortiz. Summer is (probably) suing her apartment complex. Lazlo's been taking edibles, and places his sports bets. In Headlines, SlimFast tells Lazlo about the winter storms hitting the Midwest, the Government possibly re-opening, Trump suggesting 50 year loans for mortgages, the new AI Country Band “Breaking Rust,” a cleaning woman shot dead through a door, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:31.6	to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:42.3	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.8	Yo!
0:48.3	My man, how are you?
0:49.9	All right, how are you?
0:50.8	I'm all right.
0:51.3	You have a good weekend?
0:52.3	Yeah, yeah.
0:53.5	It was fine.
0:54.4	You? I didn't do anything. Me neither good weekend? Yeah, yeah. It was fine. You?
0:55.3	I didn't do anything.
1:10.8	Me neither. Me neither. Like nothing. Really, really nothing. And I started to feel kind of bad about it, but... My back was killing me, so... It's still hurting? Yeah. They didn't fix it? Nope. I thought you were supposed to... I went to a doctor. Get it fixed. I want to Dr. and a chiropractor.
1:13.2	Did the doctor say to go to the chiropractor?
1:11.5	No, the doctor say to go to the chiropractor?
1:13.4	No.
1:14.0	The doctor said to go get an MRI.
1:16.3	I thought that's what you're going to do.
1:17.7	Well, they got to book you for one, man.
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