Tuesday, 10.28.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2025

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo has a lot of cats, and SlimFast loves vacuums. What scares Lazlo? SlimFast is TERRIFIED of teenagers. People are getting freaky with the Spirit Halloween animatronics, and Slim announces the movie for this Friday Night Horror Night. In Headlines, the guys discuss Amazon going through major layoffs, trick or treaters finding cocaine in their candy, a recent hazing incident, SNAP running out, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:10.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:17.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:22.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,
0:29.6	those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:33.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:41.7	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.0	Yo!
0:48.2	What's up?
0:49.1	Nothing.
0:49.7	How are you?
0:50.0	A drink of water?
0:51.0	Yeah, look at you.
0:52.2	All right.
0:53.0	Hey, I did something you'd be proud of me. What? Well, I don i did something you'd be proud of me what well i
0:55.8	don't know if you'd be proud of me but you uh will be excited hmm you adopted some cats
1:01.9	well i get an extra cat i'm proud of you and it's the goddamn thing i got two living in my garage
1:07.4	jesus christ man i mean you got to be kidding me my life is you know. But you have three cats. You're like a cat guy now. I know. Like I say, man. You know, you ever watch the movie The Fighter? I think it's the fighter, right? The Brothers? Yes. Right? You know when he's standing in the corner of that UFC match,'s got that black eye, and his brother is just jacked.
1:32.1	I'm like, I'm going to kick your ass.
1:33.1	He's like, I don't want to do this, man.
1:34.5	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:35.6	That's me in life.
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