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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Monday, 10.27.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2025

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

Slim thought he was gonna die this weekend, and Lazlo had the cops at his house. A guy died by getting sucker punched. How do you pay bail? What are songs people listen to while giving birth?? SlimFast always cries to Kate Bush, and Lazlo places his sports bets. Everyone would LOVE if Slim and Lazlo were cops. In Headlines, the guys talk about Adam Silver speaking out about the NBA Gambling Fraud Charges, Trumps’ Canada ad and possible 3rd running, the AVIS Employee not returning cars, people getting mad about a stripping skeleton, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

0:30.6

to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.6

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

0:41.9

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

0:47.7

Yo!

0:48.9

What's up, my man?

0:49.8

Nothing. How are you?

0:50.9

I'm great.

0:51.6

Never been better.

0:52.5

Good.

0:53.0

Glad to hear it.

0:53.9

How was your weekend it was

0:55.2

eventful eventful yeah yeah you stay busy i did yeah i did that's good yeah i think unless you

1:03.2

didn't want to stay busy yeah would have rather taking it easy yeah yeah but it was a strange

1:10.6

weekend i'm not exactly sure how much i should share

1:12.8

and i shouldn't share them yeah uh hmm uh all right you know we should have thought about

1:20.4

this sooner but i'm thinking about it now um yeah i'd just say i was uh i did not do much this weekend. No. And, you know, the weather, I'm like seasonal depression, it already kicks in. I'm like, three days of this, I'm already ready to put a gun on my head. Sorry, but, you know, it does feel that way. I'm like, God, like all winter long I'm going to deal with this. So it's like that first weekend of really trying to push through, you know, like, all right, just, you know, it's going to be like this. But I wasn't doing anything, which is what happens when you get depressed. And I'm like, you've talked about this before when there's sports on that you normally were going to watch. And you're like, I don't know. I don't care. I have that whole feeling. I was just like, I don't feel like doing anything. But then I got a text from you on Saturday that woke me right up from this just kind of like, you know, half of sleep all days. Keep your phone next to you in case I have to go to jail. Yeah. And when you see that, you go, oh, oh, whoa, I'm awake, you know, what's going on? So, yeah, I was. I didn't go to jail, so we're good. Yeah, you didn't go to jail, so we good yeah you didn't go to jail so we're good but that is uh

2:19.7

that is an eventful weekend yeah and my aunt died and then you're aunt died i just you just told me

2:25.9

this two seconds ago i didn't know that so you found that all around the sunday i guess okay

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