The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he when the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

to poison and destroy my brothers.

As you will know, my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

Yo!

My man, how are you?

I'm as great as you can be.

You know, I'm just, I'm thinking about all those people who are just a couple weeks who are like, oh, I'm just so ready for fall. I hate how humid it's been. It's so hot. When do we get some fall here? I'm like, we don't get fall here. Did you just move here? Quit begging for summer. You get two days. You get two days. If you don't go to a pumpkin patch on those two days, you just go. I miss the pumpkin patch.

We like two days. You get two days. And if you don't go to a pumpkin patch on those two days, you just swim.

I miss the pumpkin patch.

We like to go, but this weekend it was crappy. She's like, well, we missed it. That's it. It's over. Forget it. Just forget it. Stick a fork in the whole season. Now wake up when spring is here. But those people who say, it's just so hot and humid.

It's way too hot for this late in September.

Do they right now wish it were hot in summer? Okay. I'm just, I'm curious because I don't know. They've lived here. They're adults. A lot of times these people that I talk to, they're middle age. There it is. They're going on and on about how summer needs to end. Where's fall? Where's fall?

I don't know where fall is.

I've seen it in movies, but it's not here. It's just disgusting. And be glad you have a dog, by the way, because I know you've toyed around with the idea of getting a dog. I'm not taking that thing out right now. But in this weather, it sucks. And they're covered in mud every time they come in. you have to let him out like five times a day.

It's bad.

And I have to walk mine in the rain.

Otherwise, he's a total lunatic. So you have to, like, bundle up and go out in the rain and just, it sucks. Think about that when it rains. Like, heck, I'm not in. Your cat may be a dick, but at least he's an indoor dick. Yeah, exactly.

He's not bothering him.

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