Tuesday, 10.21.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2025

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo thinks Halloween is for children, and Slims’ friend got diarrhea at a Halloween Party. As a kid, Lazlo had to walk with friends to keep from getting attacked by the Oakland County Child Killer. What happened to Baby Lisa? Men have been ‘Bathroom Camping’ since the beginning of time, and attractive people get a lot more advantages. A company came out with a toilet camera that analyzes your butt. In Headlines, SlimFast tells Lazlo about the AWS Outages, the art heist from the Louvre, Trump starting construction for the White House Ballroom, a man threatening to ‘shoot up’ the Atlanta airport, Parents leaving their baby on the beach, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:10.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:17.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.3	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,
0:29.8	those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.2	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:41.6	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.3	Yo!
0:47.9	My man, how are you?
0:50.0	I'm fantastic.
0:51.3	How are you?
0:51.7	I'm great.
0:52.2	You can watch us on Twitch.com.
0:53.1	TV slash Church of Lasel if you want, or you can call us or text us at 911-1-3-5-8-6-7-9-8-9. Yeah. That's it. That was nice here. We're done. How's the boy doing? How's the boy? I think he's better. Like, less time, more time in between pain pills. but when I got up this morning, he was already up and he's like, less time more time in between pain pills but when i got up this morning
1:12.6	he was already up and he's like my leg is killing me so that's not over yet no but that's uh
1:19.2	i would just hope that the pain would be done yeah but you're you're talking Thursday Friday
1:24.1	Saturday Sunday Monday I would think it would hurt for a while That's major surgery in there and your body's trying to...
1:30.4	Just hope it would ease up.
1:32.0	I wonder what hurts if it's the...
1:34.1	Like what hurts most, the incision area or the actual, you know, body trying not to attack what's been done in there?
1:41.5	Well, you know what?
1:42.6	I don't know.
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