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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Monday, 10.20.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2025

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo's ex-wife is staying with him for the week. Jonathan Cain is leaving Journey; Is there anyone who gets hotter as they get older? Slim is so weird with his cabinet food. Lazlo places his sports bets, and Shohe i Ohtani is AMAZING with last night's 10 strike outs and 3 home runs. Slim gives advice on how to get better answers from AI. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss how someone may have tried to assassinate Trump, Israel confirmed a strike on Gaza, robbers stole the Louvres’ crown jewels, Kada Scotts’ remains were found, Meta has new parental controls for AI, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:12.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.6

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

0:42.6

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

0:47.6

Yo!

0:48.3

My man, how are you?

0:50.2

I'm doing great.

0:51.1

How are you?

0:51.7

Good.

0:52.0

Good, good, good, good.

0:52.7

No problems.

0:56.5

Well, I mean, I've got a lot going on, but I'm here. I've been seeing you since Friday, and I just doing great. How are you? Good. Good, good, good. No problems. Well, I mean, I got a lot going on, but I'm here.

1:10.6

I've been seeing you since Friday, and I just wondered if you're doing all right. I know our boss on Friday had kind of offered to get you out of a house if you needed to. If I needed to. And I was thinking about you this weekend and wondered how things were going.

1:11.0

Yeah.

1:19.8

Well, for people who don't know my youngest kid, we call him Chacho, he tore his ACL.

1:44.2

And so he had surgery Thursday, and man, it's, I mean, I guess I knew how bad it was, but I didn't know how bad it was. It's like having a 175 pound toddler who can whip your ass. Like, he can't do anything, right? Like, he couldn't get up the stairs. He just laid him pain for two days. Like, I mean, and he's not one of those kids who is overdramatic about pain and you're just like man this kid is in

1:46.1

so much pain and it just

1:48.0

hurt but you know well this is a kid

1:49.9

who played football on a torn ACL

1:52.0

he played four games when he came out

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