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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2025

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

Thanksgiving is like warmup sex for Christmas. And, you should never go to a party with a ‘loaded chamber.’ Lazlo and SlimFast read the ‘men diagram' for dating apps. What things from back then are now luxuries? We called our attorney and asked him a really important question; Can you wear a penis costume in public? Lazlo places his sports bets. In Headlines, the guys talk about the soccer dad that beat up a stealing group of teens, Janelle Monáe saying she can time travel (genuinely), a man who shot a pedophile now running for sheriff, Trump asking 230 million from the Justice Department, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:10.8	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:17.5	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.2	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,
0:29.6	those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:33.8	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:41.4	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.0	Yo!
0:47.9	My man, how are you?
0:49.6	I'm great.
0:50.6	How are you?
0:51.0	I'm great, man.
0:51.6	Never been better.
0:52.3	Good.
0:52.8	Yeah.
0:56.1	Ah. Backs on, man. Yeah, a little bit, bit man i think i need like a mattress topper so long as that bit mattress top don't start with me
1:01.6	i have a big mattress it's time for you to go get a new mattress man i've been telling you
1:06.1	forever well i hurt my back working out and how long ago was that? It's been over a month, hasn't it?
1:12.8	About a month, yeah.
1:14.4	Yeah.
1:14.8	And it's gotten better, you know, like if I get up, once I get up and walk around, it's okay.
1:19.0	And these first hours of out of bed, it's a nightmare.
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