The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon me ladies and gentlemen

the church of laslo has begun yo yo what's going on my man nothing how are you i'm all right

how are you i'm good you look nice well are you? I'm good. You look nice.

Well, thanks.

Got all dressed up. How's everything been there? It's that time of year where I have like, you know, 15 hoodies and sweaters and they're all in the same place. I just walk in at 4 in the morning and grab one. Doesn't matter what it is. Yeah? Yeah. It looks like I, you know, unloaded on myself a little bit.

Where?

On my pants, but I spilled creamer this morning. You know, you hate that. Especially on the dark gray pants because everybody's like, yeah, you just jacked off on yourself. Oh, man. At least it's not high school. Because you'd live with that the rest of your life. Yeah. I mean, I don't even know if anybody else would notice what I noticed. Because we had Kyle. I won't say your last name, Kyle, but you lived with that for God. Four years. Four years you lived with that. And, you know, he swore up and down always that it was toothpaste. It was just toothpaste the day it all started. But everyone said... That's me. Mine was creamer. Yep, yours was creamer. His was a toothpaste. It was just toothpaste the day it all started, but everyone said, well, that's

me. Mine was creamer. Yeah, yours was creamer. His was toothpaste. I did think, like, you weren't brushing your teeth this morning, but either way, maybe people here at work are thinking, at least they won't say it. I might, you know, say, hey, why do you have it? Get in front of it. why do you have that on your pants but yeah you're more likely to get in front of it anyway so

no big deal.

I am...

Well, I'm the first one and thought about it.

Because I was like, oh, should I change you?

And I was like, no. And then when I came out, I was like, it does look like that. Wait, it's bad enough that you thought about changing? Well, I mean, it looked like it was dirty. you know what I mean?

Oh, okay.

But it wasn't like a go-home stain.

I was standing right there in front of my coffee pot. I had a hundred different pants right there to grab.

I don't like I should just change.

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