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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2026

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo comes out swinging, and is tired of this other morning show guy taking his parking spot. Lazlos’ over of all of these songs being censored on the radio, and debates on when to give kids their phones. The guys place their bets, and make Chiefs fans mad. SlimFast and Lazlo reminiscence on when they got hotdogs together. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Minneapolis, an 11 year old who killed his father, Oprah Winfrey deepfakes, the midtown Costco being replaced (which, SlimFast is really concerned about), and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:10.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:17.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.5	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:30.9	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.4	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:41.8	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.6	Yo!
0:48.2	How are you?
0:49.7	I'm great.
0:50.7	How are you?
0:51.3	I'm great.
0:52.2	Yeah?
0:52.6	Yeah.
0:53.4	You get a good start to the day today?
1:11.0	I mean, it was fine. But, you know, it's fine. I don't know. You know, it's 6 o'clock in the morning. See how it goes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How long have been doing this? This morning show thing? Yeah, like getting up. Too long, probably, for most people's face.
1:12.7	Well, that's for sure.
1:13.1	Yeah.
1:13.8	I would imagine. I would agree with that. This morning show thing? Yeah, like getting up. Too long, probably, for most people's face.
1:11.2	Well, that's for sure.
1:12.9	Yeah.
1:13.2	I would imagine.
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