The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger.

Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun.

Yo! How are you, man?

I'm awesome. How about yourself?

I'm great. Good. Glad to hear it.

Well, I mean, first things first.

The twitch says you're going up the shirt.

Where's sex?

My shirt? Yeah.

You're going up the shirt.

I appreciate it. A button up shirt there.

It's time to do laundry.

I wasn't, I was not able to watch the game last night because I don't know if he asked me.

But you're just shaking your head.

I know. Look, I canceled my Hulu package and so my brother was texting about it last night.

He did the same thing. He's like, now we need to just sign up for ESPN.

I guess I was like, yeah, I didn't think about that.

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