The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon me with great vengeance and furious anger.

Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun.

Yo, how are you?

I'm very good. How about yourself?

Good. The first full week of football did you have fun?

Yeah, you? I did.

Good. It was great.

Did you, did you, did you, did you heard you saying you won some money?

You won somebody else, even more money?

Well, yeah, if you come to the Twitch stream, Twitch.tv slash Church of Lazloh,

I gave out some college football picks, like nine of them, or ten of them, I think.

And I said, the one I'm not sure about is Illinois.

I meant to take it off, but I didn't.

I hit that anyway.

So if you're going to take these pictures, take Illinois off, I went, I went nine for ten.

Nice.

So somebody, if you followed that, you.

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