Wednesday, 09.13.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 13 September 2023
⏱️ 95 minutes
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Summary
With Aaron Rodgers being done for the season, The Jets are looking for help from legendary Chief....Chad Henne! *The most boring movies of all time. Once again, Lazlo and Slimfast end up defending a movie that always shows up on these bad-movie lists. *It's only mid-September but Slimfast can't wait for scary-movie season. *Doomscrolling! The escaped Pennsylvania convict has been captured. It's been a while since Bryan Kohberger was in the news. Kevin McCarthy is ready to impeach Biden, I guess because republicans don't like his son? Kim Jong looks like he's having the time of his life in Russia. A Seattle police officer was caught acting like a psychopath on his own body-cam. TSA agents in Miami have been arrested for stealing people's stuff. *A Door Dash driver was caught spitting in someone's food during a delivery because he was mad about the $3 tip. *Week 2 NFL power-rankings are out. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, spread the word, and join us every weekday on twitch ( www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo ) Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:10.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger! |
| 0:29.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! How's it going, man? |
| 0:50.0 | I'm fantastic. How about yourself? |
| 0:51.0 | I've never been better. |
| 0:52.0 | Good. Glad to hear it. |
| 0:54.0 | Good. Good. Everyone's good, great, deity. Excellent. What's going on? |
| 0:58.0 | Nothing really. |
| 0:59.0 | Nothing. I know you coached football last night. How was that? |
| 1:01.0 | I did. Everything is good. |
| 1:02.0 | Everything's good. |
| 1:03.0 | I think we'll be all right. |
| 1:04.0 | I don't know. We don't need any. |
| 1:05.0 | We won our first game behind the scenes. |
| 1:06.0 | Nice injury report. |
| 1:07.0 | What's going on here? |
| 1:08.0 | 34 and nothing. |
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