The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun.

Yo! How you doing, Ken? I'm good. How are you? I'm great, man. Never been better. Glad to hear it. It's hot.

Little warm. Like a hundred hot. I was supposed to have a week of it. Started on Saturday. I told myself on Saturday because we were here Friday and it was nice. It had been nice for like a week.

Like unseasonably cool. It started to feel like maybe fall was right on the corner of football is getting started and schools started and you're thinking, okay.

I've already seen a couple of pumpkin spiced flavored things at the store. So I'm like, all right, I guess fall is getting close.

And then we were told it was going to be like a hundred and what was it? A hundred and six is what they told us it was going to be on Saturday.

And we were both like, how is this possible? It's like, you know, 88 degrees and feels perfect. But they were right. It got up to like a hundred.

I think for the highest I saw on my thermometer was 105 degrees. I kept telling myself like, you know what? This isn't so bad.

There's been parts of the country that have had it really, really bad now for months. They've had, you know, they're not built for this.

Areas that don't even have air conditioning. Some of them will be okay. But by day, what is it now? Three? It's day three. I'm like, through this could kill us.

I mean, my air conditioner barely works. And as soon as you walk outside, you're like, it's unbelievable.

If I were to lose power right now, you couldn't stay in your house. If you were to lose power, you would have.

No, exactly. That's what I was thinking. If you try and go to someplace cheap, they're probably booked because I'm sure a lot of people have lost power.

I was kind of surprised that we didn't lose power because usually when it gets really, really hot, the grid fails. Everyone will turn their ACs, you all will crank them.

And I don't know if you say turn your AC up or down. It confuses my girlfriend away. So you turn it down to make it colder. Yeah.

Yeah, that's what I say. She doesn't like that. You turn it up to make it colder. But anyway, you crank your AC.

And then everybody does it and you lose your power. That's how I feel. If I turn it down, then I'm turning down the temperature.

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