Tuesday, 08.15.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 15 August 2023
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
Who's got the best voice on tv? The from Hard Knocks on HBO is pretty great. Slimfast says the guy from Frontline on PBS is the best, because of course he would say that. *Who has the best and worst uniforms in the NFL? Which teams have mascots that actually give you a clue about which city they're in? *Did Skittles just pull a Bud Light? Should we be annoyed that skittles bags are getting political? Lazlo thinks it's a great idea and makes a good argument for it. *Doomscrolling!! Trump is officially facing 4 indictments. Someone ranked all four in order of how screwed they think he is. Margot Robbie is rich. Has Ozempic's success finally settled the age-old argument about weight gain? Has electric bill been bigger than a new car payment lately? You're not alone. *Most popular hangover foods across America. Let's also take a moment to recognize how great fast food is these days. *Thanks for hanging out with us. You can rich us on social media most days between 10am and 3am. Links at www.lazlo.church Please follow us on twitch so we can hang out during work. See you tomorrow.
-Everybody Wang Chung!!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger! |
| 0:29.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! What's going on, kid? |
| 0:49.0 | Oh, nothing. |
| 0:50.0 | Why are we always watching this PD Body Camp show? |
| 0:53.0 | We're not. Why did this turn on? Turned on lethal weapon. |
| 0:55.0 | I snow-cone, what are you doing? |
| 0:56.0 | I didn't touch it. You have the remote. |
| 0:58.0 | Well, this is on for now. I'll get it over. |
| 1:00.0 | The Body Camp's lethal weapon later. |
| 1:02.0 | Nick's on vacation. |
| 1:03.0 | So, you know, I'm watching whatever. |
| 1:04.0 | Using it for other things. |
| 1:05.0 | That's all. |
| 1:06.0 | We can turn on hard knocks. |
| 1:07.0 | I just... |
| 1:08.0 | Everything in my scene happens starting like that. |
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