Wednesday, 08.16.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 16 August 2023
⏱️ 104 minutes
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Summary
Back to school already? Have we mentioned how much we hate school? Couldn't we have just hung out at our parents' house until we were old enough to join the military? *There's a new doc on Netflix about BALCO and steroids in sports. Whether you're for or against PEDs, you have to admit that the steroid era in baseball was a ton of fun. *The official NFL website has listed the top ten QBs going into the 2023 season. Number 1 and 2 are pretty easy to guess but Lazlo has issues with a few others. Doomscrolling!! The Michael Oher (Blindside guy) story is starting to get interesting. North Korea says that Travis King defected to North Korea because he was disillusioned with America. A town in Minnesota just had their entire police force resign. Madonna is 65 today. American tourists in Paris made headlines here for a silly reason. An Ohio teen has been convicted of vehicular homicide after driving the car that crashed and killed her boyfriend and his best friend. We're not saying Trump is going to get in any real trouble, but he sure does look guilty in this Georgia indictment. *Flying Aliens Harassing Village in Peru Are Actually Illegal Miners in Jetpacks, Cops Say. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, check out our links below, and remember to join us every weekday on twitch. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger! |
| 0:29.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! Yo! What's going on? |
| 0:50.0 | Nothing. How are you guys doing? Fellas doing, huh? |
| 0:54.0 | Looking good, bright eyed and... Bushy tail? |
| 0:57.0 | Bushy tail. I could give it. It's no con. Looking good. You got a good night's sleep, huh? |
| 1:00.0 | Yeah. Okay. All right. Good. |
| 1:02.0 | I don't know. You just looked like when I looked up over at you, you were going. |
| 1:06.0 | I got a burly on Pops' first day of kindergarten. |
| 1:09.0 | Oh, yeah. School on August the 16th. Why not? Is he nervous? |
| 1:15.0 | He didn't want to go. He wasn't excited about going back to school. |
| 1:18.0 | He doesn't really like school very much. |
| 1:20.0 | I think when he got ready for he was excited to see his friends. |
| 1:25.0 | Does he go all day or half day? I believe it's all day. |
| 1:29.0 | All day, kindergarten. Your kids... half day. |
| 1:32.0 | They did half day, right? But didn't you say they could go all day? |
| 1:35.0 | Yeah, they could. |
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