Monday, 08.14.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 14 August 2023
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Summary
Who were your childhood heroes? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Luke and Han? Hulk Hogan? *And the biggest pop culture jerk is..... *It's been a while since we've had a good celebrity meltdown. The best part is, this one involves butt stuff. *Wander Franco of the Tampa Rays has been accused of "dating" a 14-year-old. Michael Oher (football player portrayed in The Blind Side) says Sandra Bullock never actually adopted him. *Doomscrolling!! Trump says a potential witness in his upcoming indictment "shouldn't" testify. Flash mobs are the only people showing up to brick-and-mortar retailer stores these days. *WHOA! NICK WRIGHT IS ON THE PHONE!! *A small newspaper in Kansas is making national headlines after police seized employee computers and hard drives. Damar Hamlin was back on the field this weekend. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend or two, and check out our links Boo. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon me with great vengeance and furious anger. |
| 0:30.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! Yo! What's going on kid? You alright? |
| 0:51.0 | I have my influence a little bit. Oh man. |
| 0:53.0 | Busted into your drum. How are you? I'm good. |
| 0:55.0 | Good. How was your weekend? Not bad. Not bad at all. |
| 0:58.0 | Glad to hear it. No problems. You were deadmode this weekend. How was it? |
| 1:01.0 | Did you guys do anything? Well, yeah. We went and saw Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. |
| 1:06.0 | Wait. Oh yeah. This is the one that's totally animated, right? |
| 1:09.0 | With Seth Rogan. Okay. How is it? It's good. Really? Yeah. I've really enjoyed it. |
| 1:15.0 | It's like you'd like it. It's the same feel as Spider-Man. |
| 1:19.0 | Yeah. I just watched the ones that they made with... |
| 1:24.0 | It was in a Michael Bay that made the last two with Megan Foxx. |
| 1:28.0 | They're streaming on something. It's been like within the last month. |
| 1:31.0 | Oh, those. I never saw them. |
| 1:33.0 | I mean, I really liked the turtles as a kid. I was born in 82. |
| 1:38.0 | And those movies, the first ones that came out, huge deal going to see those. |
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