Monday, 08.07.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 7 August 2023
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
Slimfast recommended that the guys watch Mike Judge's Extract, and they were less than impressed. So, you tell me, what makes a comedy funny? *Canada came up with a list of the NFL's most diehard fans and it only shows that Canada knows very little about the NFL and making lists. *Elon says that the fight with Zuck is on but he just needs to check with his doctors first. Speaking of Musk, who's rich from your state? Who makes money in your state? Is it true that the richest person from Slimfast's state is the BassPro guy? *Doomscrolling!! I think it's safe to say that Barbie was a success. Trump Trump Trump. Why would you go fishing in the ocean in a Jon Boat? Will PickleMalls save indoor malls? The only good soccer team in the US didn't look so good this year. *The "Instagram Thing" is real and don't you doubt it. *That's a wrap! Thanks for listening and please remember to leave a review, tell a friend, and check out out links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
-Everybody Wang Chung!!
www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:12.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:19.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:49.0 | Yo, what's going on, kid? |
| 0:51.0 | Not much. How are you? |
| 0:52.0 | I'm great, man. How was your weekend? |
| 0:54.0 | Good. Yourself. |
| 0:55.0 | Not bad. |
| 0:56.0 | Excellent. |
| 0:57.0 | Snowconn. Good to see you there. |
| 0:58.0 | Hey, got yourself a haircut. |
| 0:59.0 | Yeah, you look good. |
| 1:00.0 | Yeah, let's go. |
| 1:01.0 | I don't love it. |
| 1:02.0 | I don't love it. |
| 1:03.0 | I don't love it. |
| 1:04.0 | I like it. |
| 1:05.0 | It's a little jarhead-y to me. |
| 1:06.0 | It doesn't fade. |
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