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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Monday, 07.31.23

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2023

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

We're back! Our first summer vacation of the year is over and now it's time to really button down and get serious about this podcast and the work that awaits us. *Lazlo says his family road trip was awesome and he's super jealous of the stadium in Minneapolis. Pee Wee Herman is dead at 70. *An Ohio woman was arrested at a water park after causing a scene and calling someone's child a "fat ass". Did your parents ever yell at other kids? *What would your life be like if you'd ended up with the person you lost your virginity to? Be honest, the thought has crossed your mind before. *Doomscrolling!! Bronny James is doing better after suffering cardiac arrest. Joe Biden welcomes grandchild number 7! The wife of the Gilgo Beach Murderer would really appreciate it if you'd stop harassing her. Trump shows no signs of slowing down even as legal troubles mount. Who calls the cops on the ice cream van just for doing its job? A realtor was fined $20k for taking a swig of milk out of a homeowner's fridge. Aliens are real, they've visited earth, and we've saved their dead bodies. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please remember to check out our links below, recommend us to a friend, and leave a review. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
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Transcript

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.0

And I will strike down upon me with great vengeance and furious anger.

0:30.0

Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.0

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

0:41.0

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun.

0:48.0

How are you, man?

0:50.0

I'm great. How are you? Good to see you.

0:52.0

Yeah, you too. How was your time off?

0:54.0

It was good. Not bad.

0:56.0

You guys went to a ballpark, I know.

0:58.0

We knocked out Minneapolis.

0:59.0

You've never done that?

1:00.0

Never done Minneapolis. It was unbelievable.

1:02.0

You liked it?

1:03.0

Yeah. Like really?

1:05.0

I wouldn't say like Minneapolis is my favorite vacation we've done.

1:11.0

But it may be, it's one of the coolest ballparks.

1:17.0

Specifically the park.

1:18.0

Yeah, just that feel of the ballpark and being in there was, it was great.

1:23.0

I've never been to the city at all.

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