Tuesday, 07.18.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 19 July 2023
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
It's time to dismantle the system that requires we be on time for work! When will "time blindness" get the awareness it deserves? *These poor Gen Z kids. They'll never get to experience the perfect childhood that was only afforded to 80s and 90s kids. *Doomscrolling! One BILLION dollars! A real life Cast Away guy was rescued after being stranded at sea with his dog for three months. A 10-year-old was thrown from a carnival ride in Illinois. An American soldier apparently walked into North Korea because he wanted a taste of the good life. Taylor Swift is breaking all kinds of records, but all Slimfast wants to discuss is her legs. *We've received a new list of best-of request on our subreddit (www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo) We go through the list and take a trip down memory lane. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please leave a review and tell a friend or two. Check out all of our links below and join us every weekday afternoon on twitch. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger. |
| 0:30.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo, what's going on, kid? |
| 0:50.0 | Not much, how are you? |
| 0:52.0 | I'm good. |
| 0:53.0 | It's rainy where we are. |
| 0:54.0 | I'm happy for this weather with my AC being out. |
| 0:56.0 | Oh, yeah, you're happy about it. |
| 0:58.0 | See, I'm sick of it because I'm tired of stuff. |
| 1:00.0 | I need to last a couple more days. |
| 1:02.0 | I just, that got that tree, man, it's going to go down. |
| 1:04.0 | It's going to take all my neighbors power out. |
| 1:06.0 | I don't know if I have home insurance. |
| 1:08.0 | I hope it does. |
| 1:09.0 | So that way we can not have AC together. |
| 1:11.0 | I don't like to be the only one. |
| 1:14.0 | So yesterday, all three of us, and we talked about it in the podcast at the beginning of the show yesterday, |
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