Monday, 07.17.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 17 July 2023
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
How can three guys in three different places all have their air conditioners break at the same time? *Did you watch Quarterback on Netflix this weekend? Man oh man, how excited were you to get a glimpse of Marcus Mariota's life behind the scenes? *Police want you to be on the lookout for a new scam that tricks people into robbing banks. Seriously. *Doomscrolling! The Long Island Serial Killer has been apprehended (and I guess we're not calling him that anymore). Messi is finally here, with us! The escaped Pennsylvania prisoner who police described as a survivalist has finally been captured. The man behind "the dress that broke the internet" has been accused of trying to kill his wife. A police commissioner in Detroit was caught with a sex worker in his car at 7 in the morning. *Seeing as how everyone is talking about PowerBall and MegaMillions, Snowcone put together a little segment for the show. Let's take a look back at some of the worst lottery curses. *That's a wrap! Thanks for listening to the show. Please tell a friend or stranger, leave a review, and check out our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
-Everybody Wang Chung!!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This is the entrance of Church of War of Lough soaked glass. |
| 0:16.0 | The path of the righteous man is geset on all sides by the eniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:24.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, |
| 0:27.7 | shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:30.8 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:36.5 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:43.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:47.5 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:54.5 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Las Vegas begun. |
| 1:01.0 | Yo! How are you? |
| 1:03.0 | I'm good, how are you? |
| 1:04.0 | I'm great, man. |
| 1:05.0 | Good, glad to hear you. |
| 1:06.0 | I'm not great. |
| 1:07.0 | Why? |
| 1:08.0 | My A.C.'s out of my house. |
| 1:09.0 | It's colder here now, in this hot studio. |
| 1:11.0 | It wasn't a notice when I walked in here earlier. |
| 1:13.0 | The A.C.'s completely out. |
| 1:15.5 | I was thinking in my head today. |
| 1:17.5 | My God. |
| 1:18.5 | If I go there and it's hot. |
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