Wednesday, 07.19.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 19 July 2023
⏱️ 96 minutes
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Summary
Lazlo had the perfect family vacation planned for next week and the kids were excited about seeing Walley World but plans change. What would be a good impromptu spot to take the family for a few days? Twin Cities it is! *People are really worked up about this Jason Aldean song. I guess he doesn't want us visiting any small towns. I'm good with that. *Charles Barkley is a national treasure. Don't forget to buycott some Bud Light on your way home. *Doomscrolling! Are the cops about to solve Tupac's murder? We have to talk about this Carlee Russell story. She's the Alabama woman who disappeared after she said she saw a toddler walking alongside the interstate and pulled over to check on the kid. Trump may be facing more federal charges. Illinois becomes the first state to eliminate cash bail. *Several former Northwestern football players have accused the school of being complicit about extreme hazing. Is hazing ever okay? Where do we draw the line? *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please leave a review, tell a friend, and check out our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:49.0 | Yo! |
| 0:50.0 | What are you doing, Ken? |
| 0:51.0 | Oh, just, you know, reading stuff on the internet to snow cone. |
| 0:54.0 | We're laughing about it. |
| 0:55.0 | Oh, God, I was even paying attention. |
| 0:56.0 | What are you doing? |
| 0:57.0 | Oh, nothing. |
| 0:58.0 | Looking at kids' baseball schedules trying to figure out how you're going to get there on time. |
| 1:01.0 | God damn, man. |
| 1:02.0 | Plaining your vacation, realizing that you can't go on vacation because you have more games that are going to pop up. |
| 1:05.0 | I thought we were done. |
| 1:06.0 | That schedule, so we were done. |
| 1:07.0 | I mean, had you pronounced that schedule at the beginning of the year? |
| 1:09.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:10.0 | We're done. |
| 1:11.0 | So it's like, okay, perfect. |
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