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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Tuesday, 07.16.24

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2024

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

*Congratulations, you found your cousins. Now what?

*It has to be really bad for Lazlo to notice and he agrees that this was one of the worst anthem performances ever. Ingrid Andress sings the worst national anthem ever at the Home Run Derby 2024 - YouTube

*Rolling Stone names Hawk Tuah girl a Gen Z Dolly Parton.

*What motivated Thomas Crooks? Has Lazlo gone full conspiracy theorists?

*The Mirage in Vegas is handing out millions and we miss our opportunity. 

*Wheeler Walker Jr v Post Malone

*Get your mom to buy you some stuff you don't need during Prime Days.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the

0:07.4

selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:17.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.0

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,

0:29.0

those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.0

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

0:41.0

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslau has begun.

0:47.0

Yo!

0:48.0

Yo!

0:49.0

What's going on?

0:50.0

Nothing, how are you?

0:51.0

I'm great man.

0:52.0

Good, glad to hear it it I just gave you a rundown of my family history yeah I mean everyone has I'm sure everyone most people

0:59.5

these have some great family stories and I need to have a big family you know it didn't

1:05.8

have to be just enough right I don't know about only children if they sit around

1:08.7

at parties like my parents were adopted and I'm an only child maybe they don't have a

1:12.4

lot of stories.

1:13.0

I don't know.

1:14.0

Right.

1:15.0

What the hell?

1:16.0

But because my dad was adopted so we only had the one side of the family, my mom's side.

1:20.0

Oh, right.

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