Wednesday, 07.17.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 17 July 2024
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
*The only day of the year without sports? Nope.
*Young adulthood is no longer one of the happiest times of life.
*Biden considers changes to the Supreme Court.
*"I am not a foreign agent."
*The Madonna biopic is back on!
*Nepo babies, they aren't just in Hollywood.
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill Shepherds the week through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.7 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt |
| 0:30.8 | to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Today, the day where there's only no sports. |
| 0:50.0 | I think it's one day of the year where there's actually no sports whatsoever. |
| 0:54.5 | Okay. Not even Caitlin Clark? |
| 0:56.5 | I don't know if they consider that a sport. I'm not being a jerk. I don't know. |
| 1:00.3 | There may be like, it may be like the big four you know what I mean or |
| 1:03.4 | and college it may not include soccer I don't know right okay well |
| 1:08.1 | hold on let me look day without sports I well you know what I just searched of No Sports, and the first thing I got was from USA Today, and it says Day without sports, and it's from today. |
| 1:19.0 | The day after Major League Baseball's All-Star game has traditionally been known as the Day Without Sports. |
| 1:24.4 | There you go. There you go. But now they say SKC plays and there's 2WMBA games. So it's changed. |
| 1:30.0 | It must be like the big four yeah there's no baseball |
| 1:32.8 | basketball football or hockey it's the only day that happens |
| 1:35.2 | yes they say just because nothing was going on in |
| 1:38.2 | MLB NFL or NBA okay so those are the ones that they count. There have been plenty of sporting events happening elsewhere. Right. I'm surprised they don't count that. I don't know. I mean, hockey still has to be however we rate this stuff. Do we rate it by attendance and TV viewers some sort of combination of the two |
| 1:56.5 | Is that how we decide how big a sport is in the United States? I just saw the |
| 2:01.2 | Revenue I guess revenues are a good way to do it and then how it's broken down how they make the |
| 2:06.4 | revenue. I just saw that graphic the other day. So is it still, NFL's number one by far and then |
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