Monday, 07.15.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 15 July 2024
⏱️ 92 minutes
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Summary
*If you're scared of water, join the Navy
*Gen X icon Shannon Doherty passed away at 53
*If you're going to spend your life savings sending you kids to college, try to push them towards a major that might actually pay off. Or tell them to become a fire fighter.
*Did anything big happen in the news this weekend?
*Trump picked a running mate.
*Along with Shannon Doherty, Richard Simmons and Dr Ruth also passed away this weekend.
*What happens in a dollar store stays in a dollar store.
*Kansas and Missouri both made the top ten on a CNBC list! It's the ten worst states, but whatever. Any publicity is good publicity.
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-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:30.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord |
| 0:38.0 | when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | Yo! How are you man? |
| 0:50.0 | Never better. |
| 0:51.0 | How about yourself? |
| 0:52.0 | I'm great man. Good. We got a new wardrobe from our friends |
| 0:54.1 | at Perry Saylor Company. Like an actual wardrobe. Yeah, I got shorts and t-shirts. You got pants. |
| 0:58.8 | I love the color of those pants. Yeah, I got jeans. Yeah. Right. |
| 1:03.0 | They match Snowcone's hat. |
| 1:04.0 | I guess they're like Chinos. |
| 1:05.0 | Uh, yeah, is that, did you get that hat from him? |
| 1:08.0 | Yeah, very nice. |
| 1:10.0 | I mean, this is like nice stuff. |
| 1:12.0 | What do we tell people, did the's over on Johnson Drive, right? |
| 1:15.0 | Yeah, it's right down the street. |
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