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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Tuesday, 07.11.23

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2023

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo loves to reminisce about the good old days before women's reproductive healthcare became such a polarizing issue. *Why are men so confident in their ability to judge another man's character after a brief introduction? Are men actually good judges of character or is this yet another example of guys being overly confident in their abilities? *Jonah Hill's ex released screenshots of old text conversations between her and the Oscar-nominated star. Do these texts prove that Jonah is a bad guy? At the very least, can we agree that you should never publicize private conversations? Grow up! *Doomscrolling! Ozempic may be linked to suicidal thoughts be we're skeptical. Larry Nassar was stabbed multiple times in prison. Sarah Silverman is suing ChatGPT and other AI companies for stealing her work. *Another hazing scandal rocks another school and gets another rich guy fired. *If only Slim had listened to Lazlo yesterday and bet on the homerun derby, he could have lost more money. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and check out all of our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:24.0

And I will strike down upon me with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:35.0

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

0:42.0

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun.

0:49.0

I like it straight on the glasses, like you still don't like it.

0:53.0

Yeah, I'll just nakedness.

0:57.0

A little bit of light. It's not totally dark. Shirts off.

1:02.0

He takes his shirt off, doesn't he?

1:04.0

Oh, of course he does.

1:05.0

Yeah. And then I mean, it's fully naked and they cuddle afterwards.

1:09.0

That's, you know, that's for the afternoon. So stop me and you are going to do.

1:13.0

Yeah. That is not for the afternoon.

1:15.0

I could see him leaving his ankle socks on.

1:18.0

Now, you know, you make sure, you know, ever since that Elliott Spitzer story, which people won't remember this.

1:23.0

There's no reason for it to stick out in their mind.

1:25.0

But that girl, I don't remember her name, the one that, you know, he was caught having an affair with the sex worker.

1:31.0

Wasn't she a sex worker? Was that the story?

1:33.0

Oh, Elliott Spitzer.

1:35.0

Yeah, girl, she was sex worker, right?

1:36.0

I'm high in.

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