Monday, 07.10.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 10 July 2023
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
Slimfast saw a dead dog from his childhood this weekend, all because he refuses to hire professional lawn guys (you'll just have to listen). Remember Chiefsaholic? The guy who allegedly knocked off those banks and then went on the lam? Well, they finally caught him. *Another ring doorbell video has gone viral. This one shows a 12-year-old boy going door to door trying to make friends. Well Kid, friends are hard to come by. Besides, wouldn't you rather have a nice big GoFundMe campaign? *Doomscrolling! Experts are warning people not to participate in the latest Tik Tok challenge which involves people jumping out of speeding boats and breaking their necks. Remember that time Snowcone almost died from a massive head injury sustained while boating? Yeah, let's talk about that for awhile. The news can wait. *Megan Rapinoe announced her plans to retire. Chuck Schumer wants parents to be made aware of these fancy new soda-pops called "energy drinks". They're full of something called caffeine! Well, I don't know about you, but I've heard enough and now I'm panicked. *Matthew McConaughey's son turned 15 this weekend which means his parents are finally letting him get his own MySpace page! *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please leave a review, tell a friend, and check out our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:10.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger! |
| 0:29.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | What's going on, kid? |
| 0:50.0 | Not much, how are you? |
| 0:51.0 | I'm great, ma'am. Good. |
| 0:52.0 | How was your weekend? |
| 0:53.0 | It was good. |
| 0:54.0 | Anything fun? |
| 0:55.0 | This baseball, busy, everything was good. |
| 0:57.0 | All the sports every weekend for the last several many years. |
| 1:01.0 | Yes. |
| 1:02.0 | Yeah, but that's good, right? |
| 1:03.0 | Right, I like it. |
| 1:04.0 | It's a good house, all good. |
| 1:05.0 | Was it Dad Weekend or just... |
| 1:06.0 | No. |
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