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Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 12 July 2023
⏱️ 96 minutes
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Summary
Did you know that your perineum can get infected and kill you?? Not the kind of thing you expect to learn while watching The All-Star Game. *Jonah Hill is not having a great week. *Did you waste any money on Prime deals yet? I was hoping to get a sweet deal on a refurbished Zune but those things are hard to come by. *Doomscrolling! Welcome to Tuberville, where we call all white people "American". Bill Gates says there could potentially be a few downsides to artificial intelligence. Need an abortion? Just drive to Io....wait, turn the car around. Threads is yet another brilliant and successful brainchild of the Zuck. Good news, you may a Bank of America credit card that you didn't know about. *You could be the next MyPillow guy but you'll have to act fast! *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please tell a friend, leave a review, and check out our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:12.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:19.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger. |
| 0:31.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lasla has begun. |
| 0:49.0 | Yo! |
| 0:50.0 | Yo! |
| 0:51.0 | What's going on, kid? |
| 0:52.0 | Not much, how are you? |
| 0:53.0 | I'm great. Good. |
| 0:54.0 | What's going on? |
| 0:55.0 | Everyone doing okay today? |
| 0:56.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:57.0 | No problems. |
| 0:58.0 | Everyone take their meds? |
| 0:59.0 | Mm-hmm. |
| 1:00.0 | I seem to be fine. |
| 1:01.0 | No new allegations? |
| 1:02.0 | Speaking of meds, I saw a commercial. |
| 1:04.0 | Yeah. |
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