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Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 9 July 2024
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
*Slimfast is such a loser, he doesn't even have a Costco membership.
*Traffic sucks and it sucks for you that you gotta drive in it.
*"Yeah"
*Alec Baldwin's trial is still happening for some reason.
*Keep your eyes out for a box of old baseball cards worth $2 million. You could get $70k in reward money!
*Matt Damon is a sweetheart.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:29.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslau has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | How you doing? |
| 0:50.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:51.0 | Well, you were going to say. Okay. I'm great. How are you? I'm great. Never been better. |
| 0:58.0 | Good. What's going on in life? How's your mom? My mom's great. How's your mom? She's good. |
| 1:03.0 | She's good. Yeah. Yeah. I've been able to see her in a little bit. |
| 1:06.0 | My mom's been in town, so. |
| 1:08.0 | She's got a giant box of pears and peaches and she'd like you to take some home. |
| 1:12.0 | Oh, really? She buys everything at Costco. of piers and peaches and she'd like you to take some home. |
| 1:12.6 | Oh, really? |
| 1:13.6 | She buys everything at Costco, so she's got more than enough and she'd like you to take |
| 1:17.8 | some home. |
| 1:18.8 | Yeah, I mean, sure. |
| 1:19.8 | We just tell her to send me that. |
| 1:21.8 | Text she usually does with the peach. |
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