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Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 8 July 2024
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Summary
*Abusive parents and unplanned pregnancies can get you out of a lot of trouble.
*Biden says he ain't going nowhere, so shut up about it.
*Is there anything Ozempic can't do?
*Why is Snowcone playing Kissing Boys in the Street on twitch again?
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the |
| 0:07.4 | selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.9 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:29.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers and you will know my name is the Lord |
| 0:37.6 | when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.1 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslau has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | So I'm late. |
| 0:50.0 | I got almost here and forgot my phone. |
| 0:53.2 | No, it happens. |
| 0:54.6 | But it's all those things where, you know, you hate, it's like your brain is just stupid. |
| 0:59.2 | Mine especially. |
| 1:01.2 | Mine's always stupid. |
| 1:02.4 | But it's, you know, I'm driving in the car and I'm like, |
| 1:04.4 | I because I usually listen to music or a podcast or whatever. I was like, I'm not going to put on the phone today. |
| 1:11.3 | And then I do you really plug it in? I normally plug it in I normally plug it in but I just |
| 1:13.8 | thought to myself I'm not gonna plug it in I was listening the radio and I was |
| 1:18.2 | listening the radio in and then I got almost here I I was like, of course. |
| 1:23.8 | Yeah, of course I decided that it was in my pocket and it wasn't in my pocket anyway. |
| 1:27.4 | Sorry. |
| 1:28.4 | Yeah, no, that's the thing if your car doesn't alert you because my car doesn't work. |
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