Monday, 05.13.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 14 May 2024
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
*Looking for college basketball fans who know how to produce a crappy talk show.
*We gave you plenty of time to watch Piers Morgan interview Fiona, the woman who inspired Martha on Reindeer Games. Now we want to know your thoughts.
*It's National Day Without Child Care Day!
*The NFL has announced who will be playing the Chiefs in the NFL season opener.
*Volunteer fire fighters in Missouri get a big boost but they still aren't getting paid.
*The miseducation of the lady reading graduate names at Thomas Jefferson University this weekend.
*Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through |
| 0:16.2 | the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious einder, |
| 0:30.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord |
| 0:38.0 | when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslau has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | Yo! |
| 0:50.0 | What are you doing, kid? |
| 0:51.0 | Nothing, how are you? |
| 0:52.0 | I'm great, man, never been better good how was your |
| 0:54.4 | weekend it was good I do too much but yeah good do you uh when any money I didn't |
| 1:00.4 | thing is any I didn't know really I wish I could tell you more yeah I didn't |
| 1:06.2 | do much this weekend isn't the yeah the basketball thing going on the finals is that |
| 1:10.8 | happening now they're in the playoffs for sure. |
| 1:13.0 | Oh, maybe they're really |
| 1:14.0 | I don't follow it so much. |
| 1:16.0 | I'm so out of it that when I see a headline that says something like, you know, |
| 1:19.0 | Celtics, or this many games, this many games, and I'm like what are are we in the playoffs are we in the finals because |
| 1:27.2 | I'm bad about knowing what time of year basketball. It seems like it's on all the time. |
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