Tuesday, 05.13.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2025

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

*Things with Lazlo and 'New Kenny' seem to be getting pretty serious. *WWYD if your fast-food receipt had a handwritten "help me" note? *Women are tired of feeling unseen by men who don't want to want to do the dishes. *Fingers crossed, Trump might get us some cheap Ozempic. *What good is being POTUS if you can't accept sweet gifts? *Would you rather have to go shopping in a store, or receive all your deliveries with a side of poo? *This phrase is the biggest red flag a doctor can hear from a guy. *The Royals are fun as hell this year! *Torey Lanez (who dat?) is feeling upbeat after being stabbed 14 times in prison. *The most embarrassing song lyrics of all time. They forgot a few.

Transcript

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:10.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:17.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:30.6	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:33.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:41.6	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:46.6	Yo, my man, how are you?
0:48.2	Hey, I'm fantastic. How are you?
0:50.2	I'm great. If you want to watch us, you can do so on Twitch.tv slash Church of Laslo.
0:54.1	You can always text us.
0:55.6	Tell us what you think about the show,
0:57.1	how much you love Slim, that kind of stuff.
0:58.8	You can do that at 913-58-67-989.
1:03.1	We'd love to hear from you.
1:04.1	I guess you can call, too.
1:05.0	I'm not sure how phone works.
1:06.9	I, do they call?
1:09.4	Do they call this?
1:10.7	I don't know.
1:14.5	Whatever.
1:15.1	I see numbers, listen to the thing, but I don't think those are the right numbers.
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