Monday, 05.05.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2025

⏱️ 112 minutes

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*Homewrecker laws? What the hell are homewrecker laws?? *Doesn't matter if you're supermodel Christie Brinkley, men lose interest when you hit middle age. *My dog's ashes are sitting on the piano. Or are they? *Are kids crapping in litter boxes at school? No! The answer is still no! *I hear Brett Favre is more of a Hulu guy.

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:31.6	to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:42.3	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:48.1	Yo.
0:48.9	Yo.
0:49.6	I don't know if this was working or not.
0:51.0	I thought it was working earlier.
0:52.3	We were talking.
0:53.2	I mean, and then apparently people were texting in saying they couldn't
0:56.9	hear anything.
0:57.5	They couldn't hear us talk.
0:58.6	Yeah.
0:59.0	Which, I mean, you missed a whole segment about me and sex and...
1:04.5	So you finally opened up.
1:06.0	Yeah.
1:06.4	After all this time.
1:07.8	I guess maybe I wasn't supposed to.
1:09.7	Maybe that was it.
1:10.7	Maybe that was it. Maybe that was it. Maybe it was only for the people on Twitch.
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