Tuesday, 01.17.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 17 January 2023
⏱️ 99 minutes
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Summary
We're back after a long weekend with playoff football. Did you win any money? Did you feel bad for the Cowboys kicker? *Lazlo's Super Bowl prediction needs to be amended. How does he feel about the Chiefs' chances and who's the best NFC team? *A surprising new study claims that men actually cry more than women. What constitutes crying and what's bringing all these dudes to tears? *Doomscrolling!! Toddlers with guns, deadly plane crashes, deadly paramedics, stealing animals from the zoo, Kohberger's DM's, and so much more! *The most hated rock songs and albums of all time. We may have a few minor disagreements with this list but we can all agree that all these songs suck. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please visit our website www.lazlo.church and watch us on twitch at www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and let's do this again tomorrow!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo, what's going on? Not much. How are you? I'm great, man. Glad to hear it. How was your weekend? |
| 0:53.0 | An event for lots of playoff football. There was a lot of football to watch. It was fun, right? |
| 0:59.0 | Yeah. Did you like the idea, man? I mean, I didn't feel bad not doing anything. |
| 1:04.0 | Yeah, I just kind of like the little things I did do where things I could do in my living room like putting laundry and stuff. |
| 1:10.0 | Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It is. It's kind of like there's been a storm and no one's expected to go out. |
| 1:15.0 | Right. Go out. And I had to go somewhere at some point and I mean, just dead out, you know, in the middle of the afternoon, |
| 1:20.0 | I was like, everyone's at home watching the playoffs. That's why. And I wasn't necessarily all that excited about Saturday's games. |
| 1:28.0 | The games are being good, but they all ended up being good. I mean, well, that was obviously one of the craziest things, right? |
| 1:34.0 | Last night was a bummer. Yeah. The only thing is we say that last night was a bummer. And it was. |
| 1:40.0 | And I know I'm a Brady apologist. The only thing that made that game interesting was that it was Brady. So you're like, |
| 1:46.0 | right, why are they going to come back? Yeah. You kept waiting for it. They never did. |
| 1:50.0 | But you're like, this is going to happen. You kept watching. It's like they said, I think, Aikman, or whatever it was. |
| 1:55.0 | No, it's to be now right now. I turned off completely. And this was checking the score now. And then which one? Jacksonville. |
| 2:01.0 | Oh, and then fourth quarter came. I turned it back on. That was amazing to watch. |
| 2:05.0 | And then the dolphins looked like they were going to maybe win for a second. And in my heart, I was like, I believe it. |
| 2:11.0 | I believe now that they are going to and I can't believe that this destiny, this Buffalo destiny is going off the rails because it looks like Miami, |
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